It’s turning cold up here in the mountains and I was huddled
with my friend Jack in the Red Kettle the other morning. We were enjoying the steamy
warmth of the place and the companionable smells of hotcakes, hash browns and
fried eggs when my friend leaned over his coffee and asked me a question I’d
never been asked before.
“You teach Art History, right? You paint. No offense, ol’
buddy, but why? Why spend all those hours making pictures few people are going
to see? Hell, why do we even look at art?”
He sat back with one of those “gotcha” smirks and I looked
at him like he’d just grown a lizard head. But I can evade with the best of
them.
“Uh, yeah…But what do you think of Roger Clemens and all
those steroid shots? I mean, all we can think about now is the guy’s butt!”
“I asked you about art.” I knew he had me as sure as
Hemingway’s fisherman hooked that big sailfish and he wasn’t going to let up
until my shark-eaten carcass was hauled up on the beach.
“Well, I guess I make art because I have to. I’d go crazy if
I didn’t. It’s a search for the self, I think. An effort to be whole.”
“You’ve already got a hole. It’s in your head.”
“No, I’m serious. I believe that for the artist, it’s a
lifetime process of death and rebirth. Think
about it. When you make art you create original patterns and connections. The old self dies and you reemerge as a new
and somehow more 'discovered' self.”
“Is that your teacher voice?”
“Yes.” I was having to think now and it hurt.
“Well, ok. Freud meets Christopher freakin’ Columbus. But, what about
me? I don’t make art, I fix cars.” In truth, Jack doesn’t merely “fix” cars,
but makes a pretty good living as a private physician for the rides of the
rich. If your 1961 Austin-Healey 3000 develops a tic in its electric cooling
fan, he’s the man you call. I think of him as a sort of art restorer.
“Look, Jack. That goes for the viewer, too. Anyone can be
remade by art, even you.”
The waitress brought our breakfast. Jack had ordered
hotcakes. I got the oatmeal, doctor’s
orders.
“I’d love to be remade,” my friend continued, “especially by
you, because you’re so cute. But there’s not much art in here. So good luck,
Dr. Frankenstein.”
I looked at the walls of the Red Kettle and the décor was
definitely road café nostalgia. All
around were black and white photos of people in woolen coats, standing in the
snow, posed in front of old Packards and Oldsmobile 88’s: Idyllwild in the bygone
days. Not a Monet in sight.
“Doesn’t matter. We’ll use the gallery in your head.
Everybody has one, even if it has only half a dozen images in it.”
“Huh?”

Stonehenge, Salisbury Plain, Wiltshire, England. c. 2750 - 1500 BCE.
“Picture Stonehenge. You’ve seen pictures of it a thousand times.
I’ll bet everyone on the planet knows what Stonehenge looks like.”
Jack looked at me quizzically, a forkful of hotcake poised halfway
to his mouth. “Is this some kind of New Age deal? Am I going to be transported
to an alien world? Will there be naked women there?”
“Look, picture Stonehenge from inside the ring of stones. This place
was built to resonate in our bones. Those gigantic liths you’re looking at form
square and rectangular shapes set within the circular design.” I was well into
it now, eyes closed, imagining it for myself.
"Stonehenge is a ‘cromlech,’ Celtic for ‘circle place.’ The circle, as everyone knows, is
the shape of the sun and the moon and our home planet; a sacred shape, within
which all things setting out eventually return home.”
“You didn’t answer me about the naked women.”
“The earth is covered with big stones, but the square and rectangular
ones were made by artists, for only makers can fashion shapes that exist in the
mind and heart more than in nature. These stone arrangements are huge and of
the earth, yet commingled with a distinctly human spirit, although a little
alien to us now.”
“Please don’t use words like ‘commingled’ while I’m eating.
You’ll get me all excited and I might choke.”
I wasn’t listening.
“That's why we know that we are in the presence of something
mystical. These massive post and lintel doorways have been waiting on this spot
for 5,000 years. But doorways to what? Waiting for what? I think that Stonehenge must certainly be the
work of shamanic artists, magicians, like those who painted game animals on the
cave walls of Altimira and Lascaux. But why?”
“Because they hadn’t invented doorknobs yet?”
“You have the insightfulness of a salamander. Look, I think
that these doorways are waiting for us. Artists are like midwives. In giving
birth to their new selves they’ve provided us with an opportunity to be reborn
into worlds once unimaginable.”
“Marijuana is illegal, you know.”
“Shut up and stay with me. Let’s just accept the invitation
and pass through this doorway and into the world of things that artists have
made.”
“Is this what you do to your students?”
“Only when they don’t turn in their homework.”
“Ok, but I hope this is better than the last place. I was
getting tired of big rocks.”
“Here is a painting, tempera on canvas. It is Sandro Botticelli's
‘Birth of Venus.’ You know the one.”

Sandro Botticelli, The
Birth of Venus, c. 1485.
“Naked women, finally.”
“It’s large for a painting, roughly 5 1/2 feet high by 9
feet wide. And on it is depicted an
amazing thing. A woman is in the center
of the picture, perched on the front edge of a giant scallop shell. Look at her. She’s young, flaxen-haired and
languidly beautiful.”
“There you go again. I don’t hold with words like
‘languidly’ and I doubt that Jesus would, either.”
“Yeah? Well, you’ll love this next part. She is completely
nude and that is the way she should be. She’s the goddess Venus, patroness of love and fertility, and she is being
born. And everybody knows that all babies come into the world in their birthday
suits.”
“I can see her just as good as you and that woman’s no
baby.”
“She’s a goddess, you cretin. That’s the way they’re born. Now
look at the rest of the image. This picture is covered in water, the most
feminine and powerful of forces; the mother of us all. But the scene is dreamy and the sea is
curiously flat. Botticelli has provided
us with little pointy chevrons for waves, directing our eyes to the spot where
the goddess has only recently landed. Maybe it’s the first surrealist painting.”
“Ok, but I seem to remember some other folks floating
around.” Jack had put down his fork and his eyes were closed in concentration.
How did I get so lucky in my friends?
“Right, those are zephyrs, soft breezes, the male and the
female intertwined, blowing the newborn Venus across the sea to this island of Crete. Flowers fall from their breath as fresh blossoms strewn before the
progress of a queen.”
“Ancient mouthwash?”
“Exactly. Look to the right and see that mortal woman rush
from a dream-like grove of trees. She’s holding a floral cloak which bellies
out in the breeze. The cloak is an emblem of Venus’ royalty.”
“This is amusing, but I’m not feeling remade yet.”
“Be patient. There’s more we can do in this gallery. I like
to enter into the world of pictures. One
of my ways of doing this is to step inside and put them into motion. Try entering Botticelli's world and letting
it become your ‘real’ world. Let the
images come alive. Imagine that these images move over a period of, say, three
seconds. Does Venus turn her head to
notice the mortal woman? Is the rose cloak around her shoulders now? Do the zephyrs continue to puff and hover
close? Or do they begin to peel off and
do whatever out-of-work zephyrs do when they're between jobs? I think this way of looking at a picture is
fun and a good way to discover our personal ‘meaning’ of it.”
“Venus is making out with the mortal woman and the zephyrs
are eating pizza.”
“Ok, they’re Italian. But there’s another way of looking at
the meaning of this picture”
“I was afraid of that.”
“We can think of it as both pagan and Christian. Botticelli's audience probably saw the zephyrs
as nature-spirits as well as angels, and Venus as both goddess and the Virgin
Mary. Or Eve, maybe. It’s no accident that Botticelli alludes to
the classical past as well as to the Christian future. After all, we are
witnessing no less an event than the birth of the Renaissance itself and Botticelli
invites us all to be reborn with him.”
“All this being reborn has got me fatigued. Besides, the
guards in my gallery are getting surly and starting to drink on the job. I need
to eat.” Jack attacked his hotcakes and I bent to my oatmeal, getting a little
cold by now. Outside, a car backfired and a puff of black smoke rose from the
tailpipe into the pure winter sky.
(To be continued)